Xiaolin Showdown - Chase Young's l33t Skillz

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Parody of X-men: The last stand
By StormAngel
Note: The characters in this fic do not belong to me. They belong to Marvel.


1985
One fine day in a wannabe ghost town...

Jean Grey: -is sitting on the window sill. Okay maybe not sitting. Floating then. –
Professor X: - Drives Mercedes Benz –
Mercedes Benz: -Feels Special –
Magneto: -Grumbling –

Magneto: -Why are we doing this crap, Charles?-

Professor X: What are you talking ‘bout man?

Magneto: Why I am tied up in rubber and sitting in this fuckin German car.

Professor X: Simple reason. So you will not demolish this $50000 car I bought.

John Grey (That is Jean’s crappy father who thinks that she’s mad): Are you two ever going to come out of that car and come in or sit in there and be deprived of oxygen?

After much grumbling, some kicking and a shoe being thrown around, the Professor and Magneto made a constructive contribution to the plot.
Phoenix force: about time too.

Shoe: - Feels VERY Special at being touched by 2 Omega Mutants -

Jean’s Dad: Jean, come down for a while, you mad girl.

Magneto: She’s not mad.

Jean’s Dad: She is. Wait till you see her.

Jean comes down the stairs wearing nothing but a VERY skimpy bikini

Magneto: -Drools-
Professor X: -disgusted-
Jean’s dad: told you so.

Jean: watcha want with me?
Professor X: Why are you wearing that… piece of goddamn thing?
Magneto: It is perfect.
Professor X: What’s perfect?
Magneto: that fine bit of metal in her hair. So lovingly crafted…
Professor X: Okay. I get your point. Enough.

Jean: - Feels left out now-

Jean: Am I going to appear or what.
Author: Shut up for awhile
Professor X: Ok. Here goes. Well Jean, you know why we came here, don’t you?
Jean: Well, actually, no.
Professor X:- looks disappointed-
Magneto: We found out that you have unlimited mutant powers. So we would like you to come with us.
Jean: What mutant powers. Like those that made me look at least 20 years older while lifting up Cars, Cameos that appear in the movie, water, lawn mowers?

Cars, Cameos that appear in the movie, water, lawn mowers: Put us down!!!

Magneto looks outside. : Yes. I love her power man…

Jean: -losses concentration and drops everyone down-

Jean: SHIT.

Cameos that appear in the movie: Stop doing that. It is the fifth time you are going this. My ass is hurting.

Professor X: No… My baby!!!

Magneto: Good riddance.
Jean: What?
Magneto: You have just destroyed that car…
Jean: ERM… How are you going to get home now?
Magneto: Oh right. DAMN IT.

Professor X: Enough of this crap. Jean, you are a mutant, just like us. So will you join us at the Xavier’s institute for gifted students. Then you will not need to look like an old hag when you use your powers.

Jean: Of course!!
Jean's DAD: NO!!!!!! You are not allowed out of this house after -------------- this is censored for the safety of all guys